El Tithen's Tranformers Fic

Disclaimer: I don't own transformers just the plot of this fanfic.


Starscream's Laughable Christmas~~

For many years the race of humans celebrated many strange holidays. This Christmas was a welcome for a new autobot from the decepticon side. Starscream tired of being bullied and mistreated by his former master Galvatron left to join the well-known Optimus Prime to fight against his abuser.


The children had thought of a rather clever trick as a present for the formidable Starscream. He disliked Galvatron so they planned the perfect mission to prank the evil overlord. Sneak into the decepticon base and paint him and some of the others strange patterns while they rested in recharge. Idea stolen from a typical human sleep over where they drew in make-up and toothpaste on  face meant that when Starscream is recharging he talks. She was able to get the port code for the decepticon base without trouble and so the careful purchasing of paints and equipment began. Rad and Carlos bought plenty of pink and yellow some lighter blues, greens, purples and more. They had stencils for even more amusement. Gathering some hidden cameras Alexis had Red Alert teach her to make, they were tested and ready to go.

Many days later they gathered at the port console with Hot Shot who though was reluctant to let them go alone agreed that it would be more beneficial to the prank. Their tiny weighted bodies wouldn't alert the cons like his larger steps would and so off the went through the gate after memorizing the code to come back. They had a total of two hours to get the mission done and return back to the Autobot base before Optimus discovered their disappearance.

Billy and Fred knew this would get them into trouble come Christmas time but, felt that Starscream deserved a warm holiday from them and since the sham was already his welcome to the team gift. Decided pranking his former colleagues would give him something good to laugh about. Not to mention some revenge on the traitorous bike and the annoying cone head.

Alexis, Rad, and Carlos grabbed the painting equipment while giving the other two boys the cameras both video and freeze-frame. They waltzed from the port room past the sleeping guards into the shadowed hallway. Their victims of the night, Conehead, Sideways, and Galvatron. Projects Painting Misfits; ready, set, and commence!

First they grabbed at the recharge bed of Sideways, since his coloring was purple and black with chrome they decided on some canary yellow with lime green. For giggles they added some pink bunnies all over his face and chest even over his  marking. Obviously to the kids this was priceless, they started snickering as they climbed quickly down and out of his chamber. Alexis placed the hidden lense against the wall next to the bed hoping it was not discovered.

Now as for their next victim was Conehead, as they called him. Never liking his particularly annoying visage as well as his grating voice. The colors chosen for this little guy was sky blue, pink, and placed a couple of rubber ducky designs along his arms and legs as well as his wings. Once more a camera was placed in a perfect location for the show. Both the painters grabbed their equipment up once more and fled the room quickly until they reached the hall and the door shut behind them did they burst out with laughter.

Now their most dangerous mission. Galvatron and leader of the Decepticons big, scary, green and mean. Perfect for the base color for him was a strawberry pink with white stripes all over. They decided to add some tye-dye bunny and ducky marks all over his body. This had to be the best and most feminine of them all. After once more finishing their job the camera was set and they fled to the port room continuously unnoticed.


After keying in the coordinates to return to the Autobot base they scrambled the memory pad so that the prank couldn't be traced to them erasing all video, audio, and digital evidence from the scene. Sadly for Ransack and his friends; they left all the unmarred evidence of the prank in their room so they would be blamed for the deed. Arriving at the base Hotshot got a thumbs up from the kids as they went into their little club room in the base away from the rest of the Autobots to watch the scene play out.

-----Back at the Decepticon Base----------

The first victim to awaken was of course Sideways. He had his shift to get to guard the keypad and noticed nothing. Entering the security chamber with the grids all seeming normal for the quiet base...it's not like the Autobots would ever try to enter their base. They knew better than to attack on enemy turf by now after centuries of war.


Soundwave known for his silence except to the Decepticon Lord himself, was heard chuckling as his visor glinted at the smaller bot with glee. "Nice new paint job...I never knew you were so fond of the earthen creatures; rabbits I believe they're called." Sideways just brushed him of sending him out of the room so his shift could officially start with some peace and quiet.

Walking along the corridor he looked to the window out onto the moon's surface. His optics widened in shock at what awaited him. He growled over Soundwave's chuckles into the air, "RAVAGE!!!!!!"

Down the hall Conehead awoke with a jolt before storming out into the hall.

"Just what in primus is going on here?!" His voice grating on the sound moduals of his teammates. They only stared at him before laughing as he stood oblivious to his unique coloring on his armor. "What are you two laughing about you fools?" His optics glowing with frustration.

"I had no idea you had gained a liking to pink...and rubber ducks." Soundwaves stated shocking yet another Decepticon with his mirth filled speech.

"Pink, rubber ducks? What the devil are you on about?" Turning to glimpse into the reflective mirrored surface of trhe window, "RAVAGE!!"

~~Back at the Autobot Base~~

With the video systems set all over the kids were laughing as they watched the chaos take place from the safety of the Autobot Base.

"Woah I guess whoever this Ravage guy is...is gonna get his butt kicked later for what we did." Carlos said as he continued snickering at the furious Decpticons.

"Who cares this is great! Starscream is gonna love it now....just where is our dear Galvatron hmm. That icing will take the cake for him I'm sure." Alexis said with a grin at the boys much to their suprise. She giggled looking back at them, "What? I may be smart but I'm not perfect or anything."

"I gotta admit...this is hilarious but, Optimus is still gonna kick my butt for this. Still totally worth it though." Hot Shot added.

"Hey guys its Galvatron! IT LOOKS AWESOME!!!" Fred yelled to get their attention as he was rolling on the floor laughing.

Their eyes widened as they looked at the overlord before they couldn't contain their enjoyment either.

~~ Galvatron's Chambers ~~

Roughly the Overlord awoke from his recharge, "I hate mornings." He simply stood from the berth and continued out and towards the throne room. There lay his three latest loyals; Soundwave, Sideways and Conehead. Looking at their visage he asked aloud, "What in Primus' name are you two doing? Going about the base painted like fools!"

Soundwave, "It is their belief that Ravage has played a human prank on them for his amusement and I am not willing to paint them back yet." His deep voice strained as he responded to his leader.

"Uh, my lord...I believe he has gotten to you as well." Conehead said hesitantly looking up at his Leader with glowing optics. Sideways nodded silently to affirm his companions statement.

Soundwave gestured to Galvatron, "Come I shall paint you back to your original visage." Hoping to redirect his attention so his creations life would not be forfeit, sadly unsuccessful.

"WHAT?!" He furiously turned to face his window as he too took in the horror of his now pink and white armor with, "Are those Rabbits and Rubber Ducks!!!!"

Remaining silent agaist his lord's rhetorical question he began repainting his armor back to its orginal sheens. Keeping his amusement at his comrades and leader's color issues to himself.

All the while the hidden camera continued to roll recording every second of this mischief.

~~ Back at the Autobot Base ~~

Alexis and the boys arrived safely back to the base and began to prep their video for viewing by the autobots and Starscream. Hooking everything up to the big screen of the autobots command center, Alexis stood and told the boys "Alright guys mission complete. Now just to wait for tomorrow and show the big guys." Her eyes sparkling with laughter.


With big grins the boys nodded and got back to their sleeping bags for the rest of the night until the bots came to wake them up for their christmas celebration.

~~ The Autobot Christmas Bash ~~

Everyone was gathered around the command center for the fun. Optimus and red alert were painted like Santa and an elf in giant robot suits. The kids and the other bots got a huge kick out of it.

Starscream stood in the corner researching more on the human holiday uncertain of how he was to be involved but certainly relieved he wasn't painted some ridiculous colors.

Hotshot was playing with the kids and the minicons up until Alexis asked for Optimus to lift her to the screen.

"Merry Christmas everyone, now I know you might be upset with us later but, we all decided to give Starscream a gift he would never forget...start the tape if you please Rad."

"Got it Alexis!"

The tape began rolling and much to what the kids hoped Starscream's face was priceless as he watched the kids paint and humiliate each of the Decepticon Officers. When the tape finally ran to its end the whole room was booming with laughter at the poor Decepticreeps.

Optimus couldn't believe what he was seeing and turned to Alexis with a frown. "Why did you do this?"

Alexis looked at her feet before looking back up at him. "We wanted to give Starscream and everyone a good present they would never forget." Before she grinned, "I know it was risky but, you have to admit the results are worth it."

Hotshot turned to Optimus, "Go easy on em Optimus they just wanted to have some fun and no one got hurt. That's what really matters so just relax and enjoy the site of Galvatron turned into a fembot." His grin widened as he saw Optimus relax some.

Optimus chuckled and nodded, "Alright kids this time you get off easy but, another stunt like this and you kids aren't leaving with us to hunt for minicons for a while."

The kids cheered before turning to Starscream, Alexis ran up and hugged his foot.

"MERRY CHRISTMAS STARSCREAM!!!!"

~~~Fine~~~

AL: I am sorry that this took so long this story is way overdue and I hope I can be forgiven. I hope you like this story El Tithen!